Useless. I know, I know. We've been dining chez le Tete-Maitre et sa femme - and a great time we had, too. But it's late now, and I doubt whether anyone reads this blog at the weekends anyway, so I'm simply going to wish those of you who do have a squint at it as you clamber into bed a very fond goodnight. And yes, we did record Csuilaty )oh goodness, it must have been a good evening) I mean Causlaty - so I'll be able to give you all the details tomorrow night.

We are very fortunate indeed. Again, just trust me.

Goodnight.