My Friends, NFN is now Twitterable! Just set whatever receiver you may have to the following link:

http://twitter.com/Newtoniannews

and you can receive pithy one-liners, requests for 'phone calls, new trousers, sudden re-arrangements of anything, etc., etc.

As always, no surnames will be mentioned, but if it's OK with you, Twitter messages might use the nomenclature 'Alex C', or 'Harry W'. (Neither of which we currently have, btw.)